An Open Letter To the Oregon Coast
by Amy Lindorff
Dear Oregon Coast,
How are you? It’s been a while since I came to visit. In fact, I think the last time I saw you was at Christmas. Which is far too long to go – I’m starting to have withdrawals. Unfortunately, I am now in LA and can’t come see you without spending many hundreds of dollars which I do not currently have. I’d also have to use my mother’s car to get from Portland to you, and last time we tried that, I hit a deer. Not exactly a high point of that summer. But that was all my fault – you can do no wrong. Stay awesome and I will come see you soon.