An Open Letter To Gary Who Lives Upstairs
by Amy Lindorff
I’m really sorry that you lost your job and that your wife had an affair and left you and that you drive a Lincoln Town Car. However, that does not mean that you are allowed to talk loudly in the hallway about how looking back, your wife didn’t really even like you she just liked the “great sex” you had for a while and then abandoned you.
I am so not interested in any of that. At all.