An Open Letter To Glenn Close and Ted Danson

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Glenn and Ted,

Look. I am loving Damages. A lot. But I kind of can’t stop thinking about Cheers and Cruella de Vil during your scenes. Then I start thinking about how great it would be if Cruella de Vil visited the Cheers bar. Then I have to rewatch a few minutes of the episode because I haven’t been paying attention. I’m really sorry. I will try harder when season three starts streaming on Netflix, but I can’t make any promises. And really, this isn’t a totally bad thing, I don’t think. 101 Dalmatians was my favorite non-princess Disney movie and I used to watch Cheers with my dad all the time, so that brings up lovely memories. All in all, nice work.

Love, Amy