An Open Letter To Vogue Magazine

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Vogue,

I promise I will renew my subscription. I promise. Just not right this second. I am planning on asking for a renewal from my mom for my birthday, so you might have to wait until late October/early November-ish, but it will happen, I swear.

In the meantime, please stop sending me renewal notices because we both know that I am nowhere near my actual last issue and all I am doing is using the notices as coasters.

Love, Amy