An Open Letter To Stephanie From The Biggest Loser

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Stephanie,

Hello, lovely. You were quite possibly my favorite contestant of your season, so it’s great to be seeing you around town all the time! First it was at The Farm of Beverly Hills at The Grove, and lately it has been at Petco. Looks like you have a cat which is adorable. Just thought I’d write you to say hello and I hope to see you again soon. Good job being one of the most normal and well-adjusted reality show contestants in the history of reality television.

Love, Amy

P.S. You always have on a cute outfit. Let’s go shopping together.