An Open Letter To The Guy In The Convertible

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Guy in the Convertible,

Good lord.

I’m not sure it would be possible for you to be more of a cliche if you tried. You are middle aged, wearing stupid sunglasses that you think make you look younger than middle aged, driving a red convertible with the top down, BLASTING Jimmy Buffet. Knock it off. I am trying to have a peaceful morning in my house.

Love, Amy