An Open Letter To The Guy In The Convertible
by Amy Lindorff
Dear Guy in the Convertible,
I’m not sure it would be possible for you to be more of a cliche if you tried. You are middle aged, wearing stupid sunglasses that you think make you look younger than middle aged, driving a red convertible with the top down, BLASTING Jimmy Buffet. Knock it off. I am trying to have a peaceful morning in my house.