An Open Letter To Freitag
by Amy Lindorff
You really do make the most beautiful bags. And the smell. They smell so good when they first arrive. A few years ago I noticed you had a job opening in your Berlin flagship store and briefly entertained the notion of taking a year off from college and moving to Germany to work for you. Wolfgang the German professor said my skillz were good enough. I still might come and at least visit you, though if the job hunt keeps going as poorly as it has been I may come work for you permanently. You are the best brand of all the brands in all the world.