An Open Letter To Freitag

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Freitag,

I already have a Dragnet, but would like to place an order for one of everything else. Especially this. And this. And ohmygod THIS.

You really do make the most beautiful bags. And the smell. They smell so good when they first arrive. A few years ago I noticed you had a job opening in your Berlin flagship store and briefly entertained the notion of taking a year off from college and moving to Germany to work for you. Wolfgang the German professor said my skillz were good enough. I still might come and at least visit you, though if the job hunt keeps going as poorly as it has been I may come work for you permanently. You are the best brand of all the brands in all the world.

Love, Amy