An Open Letter To Hillary Duff

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Hillary,

Well look at that. It seems like just moments ago that I was watching Lizzie McGuire thinking that you had a pretty ridiculous wardrobe that no real girl our age would actually wear. Now you are all grown up and going to have a baby. As far as former Disney Channel stars go, you seem to be fairly well-adjusted and doing well. Good work. I hope your baby is lovely.

Love, Amy

P.S. As someone who once really wanted this fate, nice job marrying a hockey player.