An Open Letter To Tristan MacManus

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Tristan,

Well hello, lovely!

Be my boyfriend, please. I will be so nice to you and your handsome face. I also used to work at Television City, so I know my way around the set of Dancing With the Stars already! I even still have my parking sticker! I will meet you there every day and cheer you on while you dance. Just promise me that you will suggest that your partner, Nancy Grace, wears some outfits with more coverage and we will be good to go. This is true love. I can feel it.

Love, Amy

P.S. Tell Nancy’s daughter to stop picking her nose on television.