An Open Letter To Sandra Lee

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Sandra,

Semi-homemade is quite possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Frosting is the easiest thing to make! It takes two seconds and some powdered sugar! I’ve done it a thousand times. People with Food Network shows are supposed to be able to cook, not just throw together a bunch of store bought items. There is absolutely no way your Kwanzaa Cake adheres to any traditions and it looks like what an elementary school class would make for their “Winter Holiday” party. Cooking shows are supposed to make the viewer hungry and interested in making delicious food. Do something that inspires me! You are better than making a cake out of cake and frosting and then dumping canned fruit in the middle. Everyone is better than that.

You are insane. Get it together.

Love, Amy