An Open Letter To This Person

by Amy Lindorff

Dear This Person,

You found Open Letters by searching for “what is the deal with newtons fruit thins chocolate raspberry can’t find them anywhere.” Anyone who is this serious about any kind of “cookie,” no matter how loosely that term is being used, is someone I need to be friends with. Call me.

Love, Amy

Sub Open Letter To This Other Person: you found Open Letters by searching for “andrew garfield good looking” so clearly we need to be friends as well.

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