An Open Letter To Ryan Gosling

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Ryan,

RELAX. You are handsome so just deal with it. I’ve known it since sixth grade at Becky’s birthday sleepover when we all watched Remember the Titans about a dozen times and kept pausing it whenever you were on the screen. Even when you threw up. We loved you still. If you were uncomfortable with being handsome, you shouldn’t have been in Crazy, Stupid Love. I’m sure it must be weird for you, but just accept it. Things could be worse.

Was hung up on this for basically all of middle school.

Love, Amy