An Open Letter To The Guy With This Truck

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Guy With This Truck,

I have serious doubts about the necessity of owning an automobile this large. I used to drive a truck and I loved it, but it was more reasonable in size. Also, you are taking up not one, but two precious street parking spots which is just selfish. I wish that red Scion had hit you instead of me and the neighbor’s Mercedes. Then I wouldn’t even be upset with her for lying about the whole incident.

Love, Amy

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