An Open Letter To Thelonious Monk, Mario Lopez, and Lynette Nelson
by Amy Lindorff
Dear Thelonious Monk, Mario Lopez, and Lynette Nelson,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUYS. You are my favorite people born today. Stay awesome, all of you. Thelonious, I know this is a posthumous celebration, but I love you still and will be listening to your music all day long. You’re welcome. Mario, I hope your make up is as caked on as ever and that you celebrate by going to The Farm after taping Extra at The Grove and leave Dusty a ridiculously large tip. Lynette, I hope there are zero changes in today’s script and that there is carrot cake (also from The Farm!!) in the greenroom.