An Open Letter To Prince Harry
by Amy Lindorff
Dear Prince Harry,
OMG I hope I am not too late! You were here! In California! And I am conveniently single at the moment. Sounds like destiny to me!!! Have your people call me and give me about an hour to go shopping and I will meet you anywhere for our first date. Please don’t be gone already.
P.S. Maybe don’t read the post directly below this. Though if you do, I promise that the vomiting has stopped.