An Open Letter To Prada’s Ruched Platform Booties In Anthracite

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Prada’s Ruched Platform Booties In Anthracite,

I have addressed you in a couple previous Open Letters, but since I cannot stop thinking about you, I thought I would write to you personally. Basically, I WANT YOU SO BADLY. I saw you in Nordstrom the other day and good heavens were you soft and perfect. I didn’t try you on because I knew that I would never want to take you off and then the entire contents of both my checking and savings accounts would be gone. Which would make it tricky to buy groceries and pay rent. But GOD. You know how lovely you are, right? I really wish I could afford you.

Love, Amy