An Open Letter To Taylor Swift’s New Kitten

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Taylor Swift’s New Kitten,

Oh hello! How cute are you, with your little folded ears?! I hope that every night before bed, T. Swift serenades you with her fun tune, “I’m Only Me When I’m With You” and if she doesn’t, call me right away. I will sing to you every night and buy you toys that look like birds and give you wet food all day long. (And I promise that my bangs will never look like her’s do in this photo.)

Love, Amy

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