An Open Letter To The Turkey I Will Eat Tomorrow

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Turkey,

Thanks for dying so I can eat you. You are going to be extremely delicious and I cannot wait. I am thankful for a lot of things (a fun list to come tomorrow!! Too bad you won’t be alive to read it, sorry!!) and you are one of them. I hope you are one of the turkeys whose life didn’t suck too terribly. Thank you for being.

Love, Amy