An Open Letter To The Wolf And Deer From ‘Once Upon A Time’

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Wolf and Deer,

I would have liked you better if you were Bambi and Harry Potter’s Lupin in werewolf form. Those guys were infinitely more awesome than your cheapo CGI forms. I’m sure they had more money that the TV show you’re on, but I really couldn’t focus on anything else the entire episode. For which I suppose I should thank you, since most of it was J. Mo. and that Tristan MacManus wannabe staring deeply into each other’s eyes and whispering cliches about love.

Love, Amy