An Open Letter To WebMD

by Amy Lindorff

Dear WebMD,

I’m having a health problem with which I would like some assistance.

What do I do if I have a paper cut on my palm which makes it painful to play Bejeweled Blitz on my iPhone? This is pretty urgent – I almost have the high score of all my Facebook friends.

OUCH OUCH OUCH SOMEONE HELP.

Thanks for any and all help you can send my way.

Love, Amy

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