An Open Letter To The Rose Garden

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Rose Garden,

Thank goodness for you because if the Blazers had to play every game on the road this season it would likely not be pretty. Please welcome my sweet Nicolas Batum home and help him make more than 0/5 three point shots. Here’s hoping for three wins in a row.

Love, Amy

P.S. Tell everyone inside you to be careful with the chalupas that seem to have become a regular occurrence thanks to the Blazers’ high scoring home games. Food poisoning happens at the hands of Taco Bell. The more you know.