An Open Letter To The Bachelor Mansion

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Bachelor Mansion,

Are you lonely? All the “this is my only chance to find love because I am a 24 year old Old Maid and I’m here for the right reasons” girls are out gallivanting around Northern California and scenic Utah, chasing after floppy haired Ben, leaving you EMPTY.
Super rude, if you ask me. Text me your address and I will come keep you company until it’s time for The Bachelorette.

Love, Amy