An Open Letter To Kelly Oxford
by Amy Lindorff
Dear Kelly Oxford,
Last night I had a dream that you hired me as your nanny for a trip to Saint-Tropez. You got mad at me because my great idea for travel snacks was Otter Pops, which obviously melted and made quite a mess.
Also, I didn’t have enough white clothes which Dreamland Amy apparently thought were essential for a trip to Saint-Tropez. I’m really sorry I disappointed Dream Kelly Oxford so much. Please forgive me.