An Open Letter To NBC

by Amy Lindorff

Dear NBC,

You are doing it wrong. What kinds of pills were you on when you decided “Yeah, let’s definitely bring back Grimm in August because the lead who we found on MTV’s Road Rules can totally act and this whole show is really solid and not boring at all but pull the last two ordered episodes of Best Friends Forever and air more of that Betty White show instead because people aren’t sick of her yet and Lennon Parham and Jessica St. Clair aren’t two of the funniest women on television right now which is saying a lot because shows purportedly about ‘ladies’ are super in right now.”

What kinds of pills?

Because these are the two dumbest things I have ever heard. I don’t care what the ratings or advertisers are telling you and I don’t care that you are running a business. In case you haven’t noticed, that isn’t something that has been going great for you lately.

But breaking everyone’s heart and denying them the pulled pork and delightful chemistry that BFF offers is very nearly true crime. You have murdered Wednesday night comedy, I hope you’re happy.

Love, Amy

P.S. Yeah, I signed this petition and then went back the next day to see if I was allowed to sign it again.