An Open Letter To Elan Gale
by Amy Lindorff
Hello, you are funny on Twitter and whatever but I have a really important question about the most recent episode of The Bachelorette.
Can you please tell me what each of these snacks are? Yes, cool that there’s a rose on this date, but is any of this bacon wrapped? If answer is yes, can I please be on the next season of The Bachelor as one of the ladies (provided same kind of snacks are provided)?
Are these the right reasons for being on the show? That’s what everyone is always referring to, right?