An Open Letter To 76 Gasoline

by Amy Lindorff

Dear 76,

Is the Gas for Life promotion only for men? Because in your commercial, all the midtorsos that lash by belong to gentlemen. Ladies fill up too, you know.

Also, do I have to lean casually against my car to win? I can’t do that because I haven’t washed my car in over a year and there may or may not be road kill blood on the driver’s side passenger door.

Love, Amy

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