An Open Letter To Women Wearing Heels At IKEA

by Amy Lindorff

Dear Women Wearing Heels at IKEA,

Did you not know that you were coming to IKEA when you got dressed? Or did you think you were only going to buy a cheese grater and maybe a decorative vase instead of a bed and a sofa?

I cannot imagine you being comfortable wrangling all those boxes in four-inch heels. IKEA is for sneakers. Save the fashion for brunch.

Love, Amy

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