An Open Letter To AT&T U-Verse
by Amy Lindorff
Dear AT&T U-Verse,
We have three issues to resolve:
- In July I was promised a $100 gift card from you if I kept my service for 30 days. It’s now December and I’m still filling my DVR with movies I’ll never watch and Lifetime remakes of the classics, so pony up – I’ve got my eye on a dress at Nordstrom Rack.
- In October you sent me a $10 gift card thanking me for my 6 months of loyal service (apparently you can’t count from July to October, which is troubling). I appreciate the gesture, but after I activated it and tried to buy a bunch of mini pies at Simple Things it was declined. Let’s work together to solve this problem.
- My final issue has a more relaxed deadline. By the start of the 2013 college football season, I’d appreciate if you could please carry the PAC-12 Network so I can watch my handsome, Hawaiian boyfriend Marcus Mariota and the Oregon Ducks – and not just during the weeks their games air on ESPN.
Thanks so much. Hugs and kisses all around.