An Open Letter to Furbacca
by Amy Lindorff
Sorry to be rude but what is even the point of you. You have scary eyes and I can think of approximately 1,000 other things to do with $79.99.
If you are some trick to get us all excited about Star Wars Episode VII that’s really too bad because I think everyone is already full of sufficient excitement.
And are Furbys even a thing anymore? Please advise.