Dear Google Chrome,
On Wednesday I got PISSED OFF at Firefox and uninstalled the hell out of that jerk. You and I have been getting along great but if this is any sort of sign of things to come we are going to have to have a frank discussion about our relationship moving forward:
Dear People Who Keep More Than Once Browser In Their Dock,
One will do the trick I believe. Are you keeping all of them (Chrome, Safari, AND Firefox) down there for ‘technical computer software hardware I hope one of these words is right’ reasons or do you just have commitment issues? Long ago, I went with Firefox because it had the cutest icon. You should probably follow my lead. It is a VERY good system.
I owe you big time. The number views this blog gets from people who search for “joan cusack working girl,” or “joan cusack hair working girl” is ASTRONOMICAL. It makes up probably a third of total traffic. So thank you for having AMAZING hair in that movie (which I genuinely like – it is actually one of my favorite movies) and for being generally awesome across the board.