Open Letters Love Amy

Because the Internet is easier than buying stamps and I will just lose your zip code anyway.

Tag: Project Runway

An Open Letter To Heidi Klum

Dear Heidi,

It’s really too bad about you and Seal getting ready for divorce. Though it doesn’t come as much of a surprise since it seems everyone is getting divorced lately, I never would have thought you two would get in on the fun. Granted, I don’t know either of you, but you always seemed so happy! And your kids are so cute!

Thankfully this wasn’t the most shocking Project Runway related news of the week. That honor goes to all the current All-Stars contestants who spent an hour of television pretending to forget that Miss Piggy is not a real person. I mean, calling her a fashion icon is a stretch, then everyone kept talking about her favorite colors and “great legs” and cocktail dress preferences. The Muppets are great but come on. She is made of felt and her eyes don’t actually work.

I hope everything goes as well as a divorce can and that you come back to Project Runway because your All-Stars replacement, Angela Lindvall, is really the worst.

Love, Amy


An Open Letter To The Internet

Dear Internet,

If I don’t sign this will I no longer be able to write about nail polish and television and my fave designs from Project Runway? That would be no good.

Love, Amy

P.S. Looks like somebody wrote quite the Open Letter:

An Open Letter To Michael Kors

Dear Michael Kors,

I’m sure you didn’t mean this, and there are plenty of differences between the two, but this dress (left) from your Spring 2012 collection reminded me an AWFUL LOT of Josh M.’s dress (right) from the Project Runway finale:




Just saying.

Love, Amy

An Open Letter To Viktor’s Leather Jacket From Project Runway

Dear Viktor’s Leather Jacket,

I have been looking for the perfect leather jacket for over three years, though the last year or so things have really gotten serious. Banana Republic almost made my dreams come true, but it wasn’t quite perfect. Now there is you. You are it. The search is over.

Viktor made you so well and you are the best thing anyone has made this season. I don’t even care that technically you are part of Heidi’s line for New Balance, my least favorite brand of athletic shoes. There is no big stupid N anywhere on you and you are gorgeous and I will wear you everywhere and never take you off. Get in my closet right this second. We will have so much fun together, I promise.

Love, Amy

P.S. I checked all over Amazon and even though Heidi said you would be there, I cannot find you. Somebody tell me when you are available. I want you day before yesterday.

P.P.S. FOUND YOU. First person to buy you for me wins a prize.