Shooting 50% from the field it looks like:
I am VERY interested in half of these things. I’ll let you figure out which one. (Hint: there are single digit posts about sports on this blog but the other day I, in public, picked all the cheese off of the paper my breakfast sandwich was wrapped in and ate it.)
I couldn’t let much more time pass before I addressed this:
Have a wonderful rest of your day and if you do get partnered up with Tristan someday, feel free to hire me as your DWTS-specific assistant.
You might have the best Twitter of all time. Your tweets make me laugh even harder than Modern Family does, which is quite impressive. I follow about 60 people, which I think is not very many so maybe this doesn’t mean much, but you are the most entertaining of the bunch. I also think that, based on your tweets, you and I would get along really well. Examples:
Please don’t ever stop tweeting or writing funny television. I’d be so sad.
P.S. I wrote one of these to Craig Ferguson once and he gave me a job on his show. I am in a similar sort of unemployed state right now. Your move.
P.P.S. Good job on the Emmy front.